Awww. Next time.
#1. What strange thing can peppered-moth caterpillars do?
They can sing ‘Yankee Doodle’
They can sew.
They can change their color based only on touch.
#2. Animals in shelters are dying less often. Why?
They are silly.
People are eating chocolate.
People are adopting them more and more often.
#3. What unusual thing is popular with people in Colorado?
They lie to their friends.
They lie around in forests.
They eat snow.
#4. Why do experts in spelling worry about Trump?
They worry that water will one day be spelled like butter.
They worry people will forget how to spell every word.
They worry that Americans will copy some of Trump’s misspelled words.