#1. What is one reason why nitromethane is so powerful?
All those dudes
buy me a funny car
It already has oxygen.
#2. What makes Japan a little different than the rest of the world?
One raw chicken please. What?
Only in Japan do men dress up as women.
Japanese men work less in the house than any other modern, rich nation.
#3. How many people showed benefits by taking the vaccine by Moderna?
The square root of negative one.
#4. What is one reason why Donald Trump is taking hydroxychloroquine?
His doctor approves
There is no solid evidence that it can hurt people in any way.
#5. Why are people going to drive-in movie theaters now?
There is a huge 1950s revival happening right now. Hop to it.
They are reasonably safe from a Covid-19 perspective.
Everybody can keep everybody’s smells in the cars.