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#1. Why were bombs dropped on volcanoes in Hawaii?
To film a new Fast and Furious sequel
It was a destructive child’s birthday wish
To try to stop the flow of lava
#2. What is one of the dangers of skiing during the pandemic besides spreading Covid19?
If someone gets hurt, it would be difficult for emergency workers to come
The viruses will get ringworm like that
Your mom is going to fret if you do it
#3. What is one thing good about Pablo Escobar having illegal animals like hippos?
The animals are creating a new thriving ecosystem.
All the hippo waste means fuel and fuel means dollars.
#4. What did you learn about vampire bats?
Vampire bats share blood with their families.
Vampire bats are looking at you right now.
Vampire bats aren’t real
#5. What is one thing differently that Russian trolls are doing to harm the US presidential election?
They are speaking with southern accents directly into the camera
They are appearing on the Daily Show with Trevor Noah
They are making their groups secret